I've been home alone (technically) for the last two days! My humans have been out at the Emmaville GemFest! They have come home very tired both days! So I have been left alone with Lweis and Spud (the two lizards), Clever and Pinky (the two yabbys), Painter and Finder (the two fish) and the Shrimp Family! My humans are very brave leaving me to watch these tasty morsels!
I've had the house to myself pretty much. My humans don't know it but I was plotting how I would behave once they got home! I don't appreciate being left alone for hours on end, so I've figured out my plan of action! It starts of being kind and affectionate, then I will be loud and annoying, running around and attacking them! Then maybe I might calm down and have a snooze next to them! Then I might go and get some marbles and drop them on the floor next to my two adult humans while they are trying to sleep! All because I can! Although, this behaviour will not take place if they bring me some yummy treats! Oh, I do love my humans!
I must admit, I do like some time for myself!
I'm going to go now and finish planning my evening... I might just spend some time snoozing in front of the fire!
Master Razin
30 September 2012
28 September 2012
Interesting days coming!
It seems that my human and my little human are going to be spending some time learning/teaching photography! And I am one of the subjects! I am going to be more famous than I already am!!
Apparently Oreo is going to be a subject too!
My human is the photographer/owner for TigerEye Freelance Photography and she is teaching my little human the ropes for the next year! And apparently any money that my little human earns, goes into her bank so she can spend it or save it!! (I hope she buys me plenty of juicy tender steaks cut into bite sized pieces!)
I'm still not sure I really like the idea of being followed by two cameras instead of the usual one! But I can consider posing!
On a different note - my other human, he did good for me! He brought me home some fresh raw meat! Mmmmm! Yum! And Oreo decided that he needed to eat dried paint! Daft dog!
I'm still trying to encourage my humans to open the lizard pen and let me in! They say that lizards are bad for me - but I don't believe them! They look like tasty little morsels! And on the subject of food! - My human - she did a miracle and found me some baby spinach leaves!! MMmm my favourite!
Ooops! I need to go - my human wants her computer back!
Master Razin
Apparently Oreo is going to be a subject too!
My human is the photographer/owner for TigerEye Freelance Photography and she is teaching my little human the ropes for the next year! And apparently any money that my little human earns, goes into her bank so she can spend it or save it!! (I hope she buys me plenty of juicy tender steaks cut into bite sized pieces!)
I'm still not sure I really like the idea of being followed by two cameras instead of the usual one! But I can consider posing!
On a different note - my other human, he did good for me! He brought me home some fresh raw meat! Mmmmm! Yum! And Oreo decided that he needed to eat dried paint! Daft dog!
I'm still trying to encourage my humans to open the lizard pen and let me in! They say that lizards are bad for me - but I don't believe them! They look like tasty little morsels! And on the subject of food! - My human - she did a miracle and found me some baby spinach leaves!! MMmm my favourite!
Ooops! I need to go - my human wants her computer back!
Master Razin
24 September 2012
My human
My human lady is good to me. She feeds my yummy food, sneaks me whatever sadwich meat is going and generally treats me like a spoiled kitten! Although, she does have this nasty habit of throwing socks and small soft things at me when I "misbehave"!! But I never misbehave!
My human lady tells me regularly about this thing called grace. She says to me that when I arrived here I had much grace poured out on me because of my behaviour. I lived under a church when I was born and I was nearly feral, you see! And my human, she saw me and she loved me, and even thoughi bit her and scratched her, she still brought me into her house and gave me all the blessings of being a "normal" kitty!
As for Oreo, he was born here, so he thinks he has more rights than I do! He's a big silly dog! He doesn't realise that because I am a cat I naturally have more rights than him! But that's enough about Oreo!
My human cuddled me this morning! I requested to be under the blankets, and she gave me plenty of room! I'm not sure what she will get me for breakfast! Most likely more yummy fish! And I need to let her know my water dish is almost empty again! So I'd better go see if she is awake yet, and if not I need to wake her up!
Master Razin!
My human lady tells me regularly about this thing called grace. She says to me that when I arrived here I had much grace poured out on me because of my behaviour. I lived under a church when I was born and I was nearly feral, you see! And my human, she saw me and she loved me, and even thoughi bit her and scratched her, she still brought me into her house and gave me all the blessings of being a "normal" kitty!
As for Oreo, he was born here, so he thinks he has more rights than I do! He's a big silly dog! He doesn't realise that because I am a cat I naturally have more rights than him! But that's enough about Oreo!
My human cuddled me this morning! I requested to be under the blankets, and she gave me plenty of room! I'm not sure what she will get me for breakfast! Most likely more yummy fish! And I need to let her know my water dish is almost empty again! So I'd better go see if she is awake yet, and if not I need to wake her up!
Master Razin!
23 September 2012
The truth of the matter...
Mr Biscuit seems to think he knows about everything that happens inside the house! He is such a daft animal!
It is true that my carer snuggles next to me at night! She says I help to keep her warm! She also thanks me for my cuddles!
When I came to live here I was a scared little kitten, but that was then and now I am strong and brave!
I bet Oreo didn't tell you about the time I put him in his place - literally!! He was being his normal slobbering annoying self... So I decided to teach him a lesson! I tossed him onto his back! "The boss" as Oreo calls my carer, laughed and laughed, so I repeated the performance for her enjoyment! Oreo went and sulked because I flipped him onto his back, not once, but twice!
I believe that my place in the family is to stop the dog getting too big for his boots! He thinks that all I do is sleep all day... But that is not the entire truth. Yes I do have the privilege to lounge around, but I also have the duty of keeping rats and mice at bay. And keeping the lizards in line! And not to forget, checking on the fish, shrimp and yabbies! I also have other house hold duties - like testing the furniture and the humans for weaknesses and vulnerabilities! And occasionally interrupting communications!
Each day at work is long and can be very strenuous!
Enjoy your day. Thank you for reading.
Master Razin!
It is true that my carer snuggles next to me at night! She says I help to keep her warm! She also thanks me for my cuddles!
When I came to live here I was a scared little kitten, but that was then and now I am strong and brave!
I bet Oreo didn't tell you about the time I put him in his place - literally!! He was being his normal slobbering annoying self... So I decided to teach him a lesson! I tossed him onto his back! "The boss" as Oreo calls my carer, laughed and laughed, so I repeated the performance for her enjoyment! Oreo went and sulked because I flipped him onto his back, not once, but twice!
I believe that my place in the family is to stop the dog getting too big for his boots! He thinks that all I do is sleep all day... But that is not the entire truth. Yes I do have the privilege to lounge around, but I also have the duty of keeping rats and mice at bay. And keeping the lizards in line! And not to forget, checking on the fish, shrimp and yabbies! I also have other house hold duties - like testing the furniture and the humans for weaknesses and vulnerabilities! And occasionally interrupting communications!
Each day at work is long and can be very strenuous!
Enjoy your day. Thank you for reading.
Master Razin!
Purrr Meow (Hello Humans)
Well, It would seem that my dog (Oreo) has been a little cheeky and hi-jacked my carers computer! (As it seems I have done!) Unlike Mr Biscuit - I don't need to sneak around and have access to the computer whenever I please! I am after all the cat of the house!
So, I bid thee welcome to my blog. I hope you will enjoy it!
Master Razin!
So, I bid thee welcome to my blog. I hope you will enjoy it!
Master Razin!
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